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Baby rhino bites Cincinnati Zoo patron, 'expected to be fine'
-msn.comA visitor to the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden on Tuesday was bitten by a rhinoceros, according to police dispatchers.
Modern-day witches plan ritual to hex Brett Kavanaugh
-huffingtonpost.comWitches are gathering in Brooklyn to hex Supreme Court justice, Brett Kavanaugh.
Man crushed to death by forklift truck driven by pet dog
-cnn.comA farmer was crushed to death last year when his Jack Russell dog pushed a lever inside a forklift truck, causing it to drive into him.
