COLLEGE
In his college years at Princeton University Woodrow Wilson's aptitude sprung forth in many ways. He invented beerpong and the kegstand as well as coining the phrase "Turn UP". He was so well revered in these aspects that in later life he was administered as president of the school, proving that Woodrow Wilson was the president who was the best at being the president of things.
1810 ELECTION
In New Jersy's 1910 election Woodrow Wilson gave his opponent, Vivian M. Lewis, both a metaphorical and literal beating. Vivian may have been the Commisioner of Banking but Wilson was the Commisioner of SPANKING. By the way, did you know that the election of a governer is called the Gubernatorial Election? That's what it's ACTUALLY called. WTF.
Best Friends Forever?
Woodrow Wilson has had alot of world-changing accomplishments in his long lifetime. However, he believes his greatest achievement is his friendship with Kutztown Professor Joshua Miller. Ever since Miller saved the former President from being strangled to death by a stripper in Taiwan the duo have been inseperable.